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‘Ahem … Iraq?’ Nah. @StateDept is ‘focused like a laser beam on fish’

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@StateDept
Russia is annexing Ukraine.
Radical Islamists are taking Iraq.
Iran wants nukes.
And you're focused like a laser beam on fish.

— Razor (@hale_razor) June 12, 2014

Earlier this week, the State Department tweeted that it “stands with the people of Iraq.”

http://twitter.com/#!/StateDept/status/476402767938871297

But enough about the sickening and dire situation over there. Let’s talk about fish. Freaking fish.

http://twitter.com/#!/StateDept/status/477074006034894848

Priorities? Check!

#OurOcean2014? Ah, the “promise of hashtag.” Is the State Department sure it doesn’t want to go with #BringBackOurFish to really drive home the pressing importance of this effort?

“Our ocean today is at grave risk, and the damage is not happening by accident,” according to Secretary of State John Kerry.

You know what else is at grave risk?

http://twitter.com/#!/LibertyFarmNH/status/477084759454392321
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/477075119970717696
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/477075650168500225
http://twitter.com/#!/Crapplefratz/status/477079253851594752
http://twitter.com/#!/dutchindian/status/477078587582210048
http://twitter.com/#!/Randy_Shannon/status/477077068459835393
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/477077195353890818

Wait for it …

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/477091374861283328
http://twitter.com/#!/gwwsanborn/status/477089943915745280

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/12/you-tweet-this-as-iraq-disintegrates-statedept-is-focused-like-a-laser-beam-on-fish/

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